The continuing diaries of an Englishman abroad visiting such exotic places as Spain, USA, Malta and heaven knows where. Tagging along are his wife Pauline and daughter Emma.

Everything you are about to read is based on true events and real people. It may have been embellished beyond recognition for a cheap laugh but everything happened to a greater or lesser degree. Apart from the bits I made up. OK, and apart from the jokes. And apart from the fantasy sequences. But all the characters are real, believe me.

Exciting isn't it?


Thursday, 5 April 2012

Portugal 2009 - Day 5




I saw Michael today. He explained how to use the toilet which apparently was the thing in the bathroom that looked like a water container with a lid on it. It’s the second day so I can stop weeing off the balcony at last.

 We woke up to clouds and rain so we took a bus to a large shopping centre – for no other reason than to get out of the rain really.
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