You’ll Never Find A Bigger Waste Of Reading Time……
The Diaries With Plenty Of Poor Quality Jokes……
The Holiday Review That Has No Idea What Day It Is……
A Series That Doesn’t Know Whether It’s Coming Or Going......
The Holiday Journal That’s Not Afraid To Kick You Between The Legs And Then Run Away......
The Diaries With A Punch That Makes Your Nose Bleed......
The Holiday Review That Has 10 Pints And A Curry Then Poops Its Pants.
The continuing diaries of an Englishman abroad visiting such exotic places as Spain, USA, Malta and heaven knows where. Tagging along are his wife Pauline and daughter Emma.
Everything you are about to read is based on true events and real people. It may have been embellished beyond recognition for a cheap laugh but everything happened to a greater or lesser degree. Apart from the bits I made up. OK, and apart from the jokes. And apart from the fantasy sequences. But all the characters are real, believe me.
Exciting isn't it?
Saturday, 28 January 2012
Menorca 2003 - Day 10
Woke up this morning to find all the patio furniture neatly stacked up against the wall.
Damn ants.
Dan told me today that I can buy my sandals just across the road to where we’re staying – and they’re cheaper too. Thanks Dan.
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