Spent a relaxing day by the hotel pool and took the opportunity to do some laundry. Spent ages trying to find the laundry room and in the end gave up and decided to ask one of the hotel staff. I saw one of the black kitchen employees groovin' his way down the corridor so I stopped him and asked, "Excuse me, could you tell me where the laundry room is please?"
He looked at me and said, "Whoah baby, why they tell you somethin', hey boy eh? You wanna no shit down the hall yessir. Gotta go, sluggah, buggah, hey whassat shit rocker?"
When I thought he'd finished speaking I gave him an inane grin, thanked him and wandered off to find sluggah, buggah shit rocker. I found it eventually just down the corridor on the right just past the ookie cooler kickass noshit bop.
By the way the breakfast and evening meal in the hotel is a self serve buffet or bu FFEH as they insist on calling it. All you can eat for a set price but the cost does not include your choice of beverage. Why they don't just say drinks extra beats me. All the waiters have to do is ask you if you want a drink with your meal and clear the table after you've gone and you're expected to tip them for good service at the end of a meal which you've collected and served yourself.
Crikey, money for old rope if you ask me.
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