The continuing diaries of an Englishman abroad visiting such exotic places as Spain, USA, Malta and heaven knows where. Tagging along are his wife Pauline and daughter Emma.

Everything you are about to read is based on true events and real people. It may have been embellished beyond recognition for a cheap laugh but everything happened to a greater or lesser degree. Apart from the bits I made up. OK, and apart from the jokes. And apart from the fantasy sequences. But all the characters are real, believe me.


Exciting isn't it?


Friday, 13 January 2012

USA 1998 - Day 6


Blizzard Beach. A themed water park. Lots of opportunities for swimming, splashing about and sunbathing.

Emma loved it.

Noticed a sign posted up for that night's attraction. It said  

The Hoop Dee Doo Revue.
All you can eat home style vittals.
Chow down on buckets of fried chicken & smoked pork ribs
Plenty of side fixin's & Ma's famous desserts
Wet your whistle with beer, wine or sodas
Includes show, dinner & beverage

They're all on drugs if you ask me.

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